Something Pretentious

feministdisney:

einsteinonacid:

I really tried to capture his facial expression.

hahaha boy in outer space

maybe they just rub me wrong since they’re always explained by some pouty faced dude, but these posts always seem to roughly translate to,

“Dear girl, I know you must be insecure not because the world has told you a lot of specific instructions about how you have to dress and look a certain way in order to be happy and beautiful and to have people like you that is reflected and reinforced in all the tv and movies we watch, the magazines we buy, the commercials that air-

I know the real reason for your insecurity must be that not enough men have told you today that your face looks good no matter what you put on it.  Now you feel better, right?” 

Don’t you also love the assumption that you put a heavy value on personal beauty because you are female?

(via etteohette)

halleybutt:

cafiffle:

bandofbransons:

I got to be Santa Lucia in second grade, I don’t actually remember why because my school wasn’t Swedish or anything

I was a gaptoothed child

guess who

I was a shitty kid

the photographer told me to fold my hands so to spite him I ruined the picture

baby mohawk

BABY MOHAWK 

BABY MOHAWK

(Source: leadandparchment)

databat:

Looking for some help!

Copying my discription from youtube: “This is what I hear on my tv when my neighbor talks on his CB Radio. It also turns my fan on,  and off sometimes, makes all the tvs in the house distort, and interferes with all wireless things, which includes the house phones, wireless computer mice, MY TABLET etc. We also used to have a touch light in the kitchen but his radio made it turn on and off so much it blew it out. We’ve contacted several people about it and for a year, he took down the ugly antenna (used to boost his radio signa) he had perched on his roof. Then he put up an EVEN BIGGER ONE. For a few months this year, we had peace and quiet. But in the last few weeks he’s been putting up a newer one because the old one was damaged by the hurricane.”

Since I uploaded that video he has finished his antenna with horrible results. He is even louder, now.

We have contacted the FCC, the police and many other people but we were just given the run around. Last we talked to the FCC, they told us we had to get in contact with our Dish Network provider to keep the tv from fuzzing out. But even then, what about our internet service? Our lights and other electronics?

What I want to know is, is there someone we can get in contact with who will actually provide us with some actual help? The man next door — Formerly known as “Osama Bin Louden” — has invaded our home. We hear his voice almost every single day. And its not a matter of just turning the tvs and radios off…His CB radio or what ever it is causes outlets in my room to make poping sounds which is a fire hazzard. Its getting hotter outside and I can’t turn on my fan because what ever hes doing over there causes it to turn on and off and I’m afraid of it short shorting out…And its not just our house. About a year ago, someone sent around a flyer letting people know whose house the radio disturbances were coming from. However, our house is the only one that seems to be trying to do anything about it…

If anyone knows how I can combat this, please let me know!

(via scratchhipster)

ironmary:

Email is caseycookson@gmail.com but you are free to contact me on tumblr as well.

Reblog is appreciated 

ironmary:

Werewolf boy from the Monster boy/girl Generator and Snoozlebee’s Griselda

Wow Tumbles, way to fuck up.

threshermaw:

[Image: The Miles Morales and Peter Parker versions of Spider-Man facing each other, each in the process of reaching over to pull off the other’s mask.]

Spider-Men #2, variant cover by Sara Pichelli (via)

Hot

(via lazysmirk)

zerostop:

hey so like I promised, I have some free comics from ECCC and free comic book day that I said I’d do a giveaway for. I also have a poster I got from ECCC for American Vampire and a Twilight Princess poster from forever ago that I recently found from electronic gaming monthly.

I also have a little sketchbook I got for free when I bought a set of markers a long time ago and I never used it, so I’ll do 5 sketches in it for whoever wins. 

anyway these were all free, and

*Likes and reblogs count, but please only one of each.

*You don’t have to follow me to enter

*It’s just me giving these away, and i’m not associated or representing tumblr (duh)

*Since you’ll have to give me your address in order to send this, you should be 18+ and also living in the U.S. only (sorry)

*1 winner will be selected on June 15.

they’re all packed and ready to go.

I’ll randomly select a winner with a random generator and note the winner so leave your ask boxes open. And if they don’t reply within 3 days I’ll choose someone else.

awastrelmescalined:

things irrelevant to gender identity:

• your genitalia
• how you dress
• your mannerisms
• your interests and hobbies
• with whom you associate yourself
• your attitude
• your romantic and/or sexual preferences (or lack thereof)
• your personal values
• your gender presentation
• et cetera

things relevant to gender identity:

• gender identity

OH HEY ITS COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS, so why does ANYONE act like it has meaning? 

(via zerostop)

ironmary:

And where it was used.